For the Criminally Inane

For the Criminally Inane

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Phrases That Have Changed My Life

"You have been called to serve as a missionary in Switzerland, Geneva..."
"Will you marry me?"
"There's two pink lines.  That's positive, right?"
"Congratulations, you are no longer pregnant."
"I present the graduating class of 2002!"
"I present the graduating class of 2005!"
"You've been accepted to Washington University..."
"It's positive."
"It's positive."

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